June 2012
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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rubee:
chitzybitch:
opening a tanning salon and calling it Ku Klux Tan
ku klux tan, where the white can get a little bit darker but not too dark or we kill them
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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:
forevermycariad:
@Team_Barrowman:http://twitvid.com/QRX7T - This is very funny jb
OMG! This is just the most amazing thing ever!!! I can’t stop watching it…..I like this new video obsession veeeery much :)
John you crazy, crazy person. Oh MY GOD.
I just can’t.
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Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
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my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
normal girls: I need a change in my life, I'll get a haircut
me: I need a change in my life, I'll go change my theme
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There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
– Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.
(via gottastaycalm)
whatwillturnip:
theshockblanet:
hecklocki:
cumberbatchstumblerbitch:
reichenbaker:
Just a reminder that the Ponds are leaving, John still thinks Sherlock committed suicide, and Benedict didn’t win the BAFTA.
I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye.
I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye.
I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye.
christianmingle:
what if the internet doesnt actually exist and youre just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and youre talking to people
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